There was a farmer named Fred.
Fred had a hog named Food.
Why did Fred name his hog Food?
Because he wanted to make Food fat and eat him.
Food the hog hated Fred the farmer.
He hated feeling fat and being food.
Fred would feed Food grain.
Food fed on Fred's grain.
With disdain
Food was fed up.
He didn't want Fred to feed on him.
So Food ate Fred.
Instead.
Food fed on Fred.
It felt so free to feed on Fred.
Having fed on Fred, Food soon shat Fred.
Shitting Fred felt even freer than feeding on Fred.
The shit that Food shat sat.
Now Fred, like Food, was fat.
So the shit that Food shat was a fat shit.
That's a Fat Shit! squealed Food.
So, Fred never fed on Food.
He became Food's fat feed, and thus,
Food's fat shit.
Food felt free.